February 2012
109 posts
butitmight:
creatingaquietmind:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Watchmarlak:
UNHOLY AUDITION
Because we all know this is what they really would have auditioned with had there not been a song restriction.
kindaninja:
matthewstaton:
#1 Songs on Darren’s birthday-
Let It Snow (1946)
I Want To Hold Your Hand (1964)
I’m a Believer (1967)
American Pie (1972)
Stayin Alive (1978)
Do Ya Think I’m Sexy (1979)
Rock With You (1980)
I Will Always Love You (1993)
Hit Me Baby One More Time (1999)
My Life Would Suck Without You (2009)
…no.
See you have a message. Get excited.
It’s from a spambot.
Finn: I have nothing special in my life.
Rachel: Ok.
Finn: College dumped me. Can we have sex?
Rachel: Ok.
Finn: Life sucks. Will you marry me?
Rachel: Ok.
Finn: Had a big meal. Can I use your b-
Rachel: YOU DO NOT SHIT IN MY TOILET DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!!!!
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Well that was a pretty great episode.
if you ignore the fucking gorilla-gram and who was in it.
“Today is Valentine’s Day. Do not forget. I speak from experience here.”
– President Obama speaking today from the White House, before continuing into prepared remarks calling on Congress to pass the payroll tax cut extension. (via tpmmedia)
I love it when our President tries to be funny. <3
(via agletthatiscracked)
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Can i just see this when i go outside my house...
doctor-who-companion:
Yes please, Only… In the opposite direction. I want to get in.
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Let Them Eat Cake!: namelesspath: I’M NOT OKAY... →
namelesspath:
I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE GRAMMYS AND I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE
I’m sick and tired of people acting like it’s no big deal that Chris Brown will be performing at the Grammys.
I’m frustrated that the mainstream media is covering this story like it’s any comeback story, like an exiled prince’s return to a former glory, like this is another political timeline...
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